Vice DOs and DON’Ts: dead poets edition.
April 7, 2010 \pm\30 2:58 pm
DON’T
Enough with the Rivers Cuomo look already.
DON’T
Looks like somebody needs some Ambien and a flat iron.
DO
Work it girl.
DON’T
For Chrissakes Emily. Part your hair but part it slant.
DO
Pair this season’s bold prints with a death wish.
DO
Wear the entire confessional poetry movement on your face.
DON’T
You never wanna be the old guy at da club.
DON’T
There’s Bear Daddy and then there’s just plain Jerry Garcia.
DO
S-Tease stays “on trend” with the “Dead Love” look.
DON’T
Sometimes a moustache just isn’t enough.
DO
Request the gods “thump the clouds” around your head.
DO
Take hostages.
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dark humour.
but have to confess i do find it funny
Rad
Do take hostages. Broder, that’s hard.
I noticed you purposely omitted one:
Do hang out on Fire Island.
http://www.nndb.com/people/718/000099421/
more like this, please – we love digital mental doodling
wills.
http://karinshah.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/shakespeare1.jpg
Is that Melissa in the background behind Ginsberg?
Yes.
ZOMG i freaking LOVE THIS!!!
Yes. More dos and don’ts!
You’re hilarious, Broder. “Part it slant.”
Riippi. I’m MCing your event this Saturday.