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The astrology of rejection letters: Taurus.

August 4, 2010 \pm\31 12:00 pm
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Dear Landon,
 
Well, it’s been four years and we still haven’t read your submission. What? It’s called a couch. We like to juxtapose ours with buffalo wings and a savory ranch dip.

Also, the title of your piece: When All Our Days Are the Best Thing Ever Your Mother Will Belong Here More Than You If They Try Hard Enough always reminds us that The Kardashians are on.

Please refrain from submitting elsewhere, though, as we should be getting to your submission any day now. Roughly, 2015.
 
Thanks,
 
The Editors

P.S. Send doughnuts.

from → We who are stars
3 Comments
  1. McGoo permalink
    August 4, 2010 \pm\31 12:41 pm 12:41 pm

    Bwahahaha! These are all fantastic- I can’t wait for Gemini.

  2. phorealclub permalink
    August 4, 2010 \pm\31 2:32 pm 2:32 pm

    hahahaha…but I’d go with Top Chef rather than the Kardashians.

    P.S. The bull is cuuuuuute

  3. D.W. Lichtenberg permalink
    August 5, 2010 \pm\31 1:04 pm 1:04 pm

    Dear Editors,

    I too watch a lot of television. I have DVR. You should come by and hang out sometime soon. It’s been too long. Miss you.

    Yours,

    Landon

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