The astrology of rejection letters: Gemini.
August 5, 2010 \am\31 9:37 am
Dear Landon,
Congratulations! We’re so excited to publish your short story: Paying Full Price at American Apparel (and Then Getting a Shrimp Job in the Dressing Room) in our next issue. Please re-send your piece as a Word document along with the bio you’d like us to run. We’ll send you a galley about a month before the issue pubs.
Best,
The Editor
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Dear Landon,
Thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, we are going to pass on your short story: Paying Full Price at American Apparel (and Then Getting a Shrimp Job in the Dressing Room). We hope that this piece finds a good home elsewhere and that you continue to enjoy our magazine.
Best,
The Other Editor
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it’s true: we’re nutjobs.
Yes, we are. AND- I’m infamous for not sending in the Word format that I KNOW I should.
I like you, yer funny.
My oldest, a daughter, is a Gemini. Enough said. I did go on to have other children.