The facts about tree houses.
FACT: You like trees.
FACT: Houses are glorified apartments.
FACT: Except when they’re in trees.
FACT: Sleeping 10-20 feet above the ground increases IQ scores 10-20%.
FACT: Turkey sandwiches taste better in tree houses.
FACT: Burglars hate climbing and will bypass a tree house.
FACT: Few, if any, American laws apply within the confines of tree houses. Especially the ones about drugs.
FACT: Nine out of ten families from Switzerland named Robinson prefer such domiciles.
FACT: We want to build a tree house.