Getting to know: Sarah Falkner.
[In which WWAATD asks vapid questions culled from various teen magazines to non-vapid, non-teenager types.]
Currently Live: The 5th Ward, Hudson, NY
Car: I have never possessed an automobile driver’s license but I own and operate 5 different bicycles even in the snow.
Secret Talent: Epilepsy!
What is the best thing about your job? it’s a lot of fun
What do you do for fun? work
Do you have a good luck charm? No, they only make me anxious I will lose them and then have bad luck.
Before I die, I want to: Do phowa, successfully.
When friends come over, we: get cat fur all over our asses from sitting on the couch that normally only the cats sleep on
Do you like to cook? If so, what? I used to like cooking more back when everybody talked about food less. I cannot predict very far into the future what I will feel like eating, and so I like to shop for and concoct a meal at the last minute. I hate to follow a recipe, it’s more fun if I can combine elements from two or more disparate cultures like, say, Thailand with Germany, and it has to be ready in about 30 minutes after I’ve first realized I’m hungry because I have hypoglycemia and will faint after about 35 minutes of being really grumpy. so the last successful meal fulfilling all those requirements involved chicken livers, lacinato kale, rattlesnake beans and pear vinegar. but i will just as easily eat oatmeal for dinner and not really care, and if i were rich i would just have sustainably-produced takeaway every day.
Anything about yourself you wish you could change? Yes!
I’ll eat sushi, but not: movie theatre popcorn
Where on earth are you most dying to go? Mongolia
What’s the last thing that made you cry? Hearing Carmen Amaya singing
Do you ever wish you could just be a normal kid? No
If you had to name one song as your theme song, what would it be? Pirate Jenny
Favorite Actor/Actress: Louise Brooks
Favorite Movie: The Third Man
Favorite Body Part: It’s a dead heat between a cat’s paw and a woolly donkey’s ear; and any species’ REM-fluttering eyelids
Favorite Singer: Scott Walker when singing the songs of Jacques Brel
Favorite Candy: Pistachio Turkish Delight or sour green apple jolly rancher
Favorite Philospher: Subcommandante Marcos
Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Avocado
Favorite Athlete: Secretariat
Cell Phone or iPod: speaking and listening and looking devices
Summer or Winter: winter and fall
Ice Skating or Gymnastics: flamenco dancing and Tibetan yoga
LA or New York: Berlin and Mexico, DF
Skiing or Snowboarding: snowshoeing and sledding
Chocolate or Flowers: coffee and mosses
Dogs or Cats: mammals, generally; cats, especially






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